HALLO!

Thanks again for all your encouragement. I feel myself growing everyday as an artist. It turns out it was this that I needed to finally kick my tanning bed addiction.

Thanks for introducing me to all the other forms of digital artistry. I have since taken a night class in “The Internet”. On my first assignment we had to make a “LOL CAT” style joke. I took a picture of the Mona Lisa and wrote “Wahh Wahh My smilez iz fake. I will die alone” over it in Impact font. I got a D- and my tutor wrote “Once again, you have missed the point, Trod”. I was so elated. That was definately critical and so I am now officially a critically acclaimed artist.

When I got home, Janet told me I’d misunderstood. Which was more good news, as Encarta(tm) told me all great artists are misunderstood. I sent her a digital flower bouquet but an hour later peering at her email when she went to take a dump I saw it went straight to her Junk email folder. When I told her that I think her Dr. Norton Spyware is faulty since everything I send her is deleted immediately she laughed and laughed. I didn’t see the joke, but felt warm inside to see her happy and remember what that looked like.

So here’s my latest for this artpage. I apologise for the quality and the glitches  but when transferring it to upload I had no spare VHS tapes left so just had to copy it over an old cassette I really don’t need anymore…

A CUTE DEVIL AND AN ALIEN FROM THE 90’S GO ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THAT NEVER ENDS, NEVER FADES, ALWAYS STAYS AS WONDERFUL AS THAT FIRST DAY THEY EMBARKED ON IT:

As always, with thanks to Compuserve,

Artisically yours,

Trod Clarkwell