HALLO!

Thanks again for all your encouragement. I feel myself growing everyday as an artist. It turns out it was this that I needed to finally kick my tanning bed addiction.

Thanks for introducing me to all the other forms of digital artistry. I have since taken a night class in “The Internet”. On my first assignment we had to make a “LOL CAT” style joke. I took a picture of the Mona Lisa and wrote “Wahh Wahh My smilez iz fake. I will die alone” over it in Impact font. I got a D- and my tutor wrote “Once again, you have missed the point, Trod”. I was so elated. That was definately critical and so I am now officially a critically acclaimed artist.

When I got home, Janet told me I’d misunderstood. Which was more good news, as Encarta(tm) told me all great artists are misunderstood. I sent her a digital flower bouquet but an hour later peering at her email when she went to take a dump I saw it went straight to her Junk email folder. When I told her that I think her Dr. Norton Spyware is faulty since everything I send her is deleted immediately she laughed and laughed. I didn’t see the joke, but felt warm inside to see her happy and remember what that looked like.

So here’s my latest for this artpage. I apologise for the quality and the glitches  but when transferring it to upload I had no spare VHS tapes left so just had to copy it over an old cassette I really don’t need anymore…

A CUTE DEVIL AND AN ALIEN FROM THE 90’S GO ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THAT NEVER ENDS, NEVER FADES, ALWAYS STAYS AS WONDERFUL AS THAT FIRST DAY THEY EMBARKED ON IT:

As always, with thanks to Compuserve,

Artisically yours,

Trod Clarkwell

Hi and welcome Friends, Strangers or Wife.

This is my first post on my animated gif blog. I am just thrilled to be cruising along the information super motorway at long last. And may I say, it really is super. Whoever named it that was bang on. Just bang on.

I’ve chosen to share my art here with like minded folks. My wife sure is bored with me always forcing her to see my latest animated graphics interchange formats. There’s no way she’ll ever read this. (Janet, are you reading this? Do let me know if you are? I’m just in the next room so just holler)

Here is my first animated gif. It’s a real cute one and is great for a variety of webpages or digital pamphlets. It is called:

WHY IS THE DEVIL IS CRYING AT A POO? IT IS BECAUSE HE IS JEALOUS; FOR HE HAS NO ANUS HIMSELF.

I’d particularly recommend using this on webpages involving weddings, high school bake-a-thons or adverts for evangelical plumbers.

With thanks to Compuserve,

Yours Sincerely

Trod x